Going to the Gym: Expectation vs. Reality
It’s 5 A.M. and your alarm clock will not stop screaming at you to get the hell out of bed.
Side-eyeing your phone, you contemplate just hitting the snooze button for 9 more minutes of sweet, sweet sleep.
But, you know if you hit that snooze button once, you’ll do it a second time, a third time, a fourth time until there’s only enough time left in the morning to throw on clothes, brush your teeth, and run to work.
You can’t let that happen. No, summer season is way too close for you to start skipping the gym this morning. So, you pull yourself out of bed, and get your morning started to go to the gym.
What You Expect Your Protein Packed Breakfast To Taste Like
What Your Protein Packed Breakfast Actually Tastes Like
Your Expectation Of The Trainer’s Reactions When You Walk In
The Reality Of The Trainer’s Reaction When You Walk In
What You Expect To Look Like In The Locker Room
What You Really Look Like In The Locker Room
How You Expect To Look Like In Front Of The Cute Girl On The Treadmill
What You Really Look Like
Flirting Across The Gym Expectation
Flirting Across The Gym Reality
Showering After A Hard Workout Expectation
Showering After A Hard Workout Reality
Leaving The Gym Expectation
Leaving The Gym Reality
The Expectation And Reality Of Knowing Your Going To Look F*cking Sexy This Summer Because You’re Dedicated To Your Workouts No Matter How Much They Suck